Wine Wednesday.

Mark West: Fuck you for using Copperplate Gothic.

Music Monday.

Kenny G: Fuck you for using Copperplate Gothic.

Wine Wednesday.

Columbia Crest: Fuck you for using Copperplate Gothic.

New Belgium Brewing.

Fuck you for using Copperplate Gothic.

Wine Wednesday.

Morgan Winery: Fuck you for using Copperplate Gothic.

Orvis.

Fuck you for using Copperplate Gothic.

Music Monday.

Counting Crows: Fuck you for using Copperplate Gothic.

Wine Wednesday.

Underwood Cellars: Fuck you for using Copperplate Gothic.

Seabiscuit.

Fuck you for using Copperplate Gothic.

[Today’s miscreant reported by P. Snyder.]

Hammermill.

Fuck you for using Copperplate Gothic.

Golden State Warriors.

Fuck you for using Copperplate Gothic.

[Guest-written by Arthur Meyer.]

Haymarket Pub & Brewery.

Fuck you for using Copperplate Gothic.

UGG.

Fuck you for using Copperplate Gothic.

Boar’s Head Brand Provisions.

Fuck you for using Copperplate Gothic.

And fuck you for exposing children to it.

CAKE.

Fuck you for using Copperplate Gothic. On the cover of Every Single Fucking Album.